Dear Apple

Thanks for making the device you force me to use even more of a bummer with your stupid OS update. I guess I could say thanks for keeping a massive number of people employed? I am taken aback by this shit and I knew it was coming.

What’s this whole deal about? What’s it’s ‘reason for being’ in the first place? Who wanted this? Why is it better? Where is the improvement? Why is my phone making weird jerky animations? How many teams were there? How did this thing get conceptualized architected features prototyped tested revised deconstructed coded

The blatant clawing to remain relevant is pathetic. Steve probably would think everyone’s an idiot. Then again, he kinda did think that.

If I start to look closer at this interface on this little slab of steel glass plastic vapor electrons I’ll lose myself in it because so much of it makes no sense. Are they trying to keep us distracted with UI changes? Changes that probably drive the consumer to a acquire a new or at least upgraded device since their current underpowered block of metal and rare earth stuff and water is now crashing and buggy and probably has a dot release I haven’t downloaded. Let’s not forget the three plus fucking thousand gallons of water it takes to make an iPhone but I’m done with my letter.

You guys will do what you do because we’re hooked and you’re our dealer. For now.