Crashing

MacBook keeps crashing

Pride Luminance wallpaper

No one asked for this

The crash out. The crashing. The crash. Crash out used to mean, going to sleep. Now it means, going to freak or currently freaking the fuck out. It doesn’t really matter, the distinction isn’t relevant. It’s just an odd shift of language which isn’t new but it’s increasingly making life more confusing for most humans. The laptop crashing. That means it’s fucking broken. That’s not usually a big deal for me, I can diagnose and fix the crashing. Usually. Not this time. It’s chronic, the crashing.

The fucking iPhone is to the left of me and my crashy MacBook Pro from 2020. iPhone is currently updating for the bazillionth time this year and according to the update notes, I’m getting Pride Luminance wallpaper. I have a feeling it’s a fucking rainbow. No one needs their “phone” operating system to add in bloated bullshit so Apple can feel good about themselves. Yes, Pride Month is in June but come the fuck on Apple you’re not fooling anyone. An image forced onto every iPhone? That’s assault not pride.

I consented to none of this deliberately but I’m getting it anyway because I did agree when I said “yes, I agree” since there is no other way to use these devices without agreeing to be bombarded with absolute useless bullshit day in and day out. So, now that today’s update is done, where is my fucking forced wallpaper.

Someone is going to sue Apple about this wallpaper because “Apple says the visuals symbolize diversity, individuality, and solidarity with LGBTQ+ communities worldwide” and in 2026 all of those things have been deemed horrible and damaging to society so look out Tim Apple. Might wanna take your marbles and get outta there before the regime decides rainbow wallpaper is a step too far.